The Machine Shop

The Machine Shop - Experimental project to explore the as yet underutilized humorous romance genre. Eric is a muscly perpetually sweaty mechanic and Amber is a voluptuous woman with an agenda and a thing for fast cars. That's all you need to know for now. Just trust me. It's sexy. So sexy.

Due to overwhelming request I present an excerpt from the steamy sexiness:

Eric dropped the can of motor oil he had been feeding into the old Dodge when he saw Amber's curvy silhouette. Outlined from behind by the sun, she placed her slender hand on the track of the old steel garage door. The oil can rolled off the car fender and fell to the ground, oil spilling out onto the floor in small glubs.

"All that slippery stuff going to waste," she said, her voice like that of a fallen angel already content with her dirty, carnal state.

He moved to greet her. His shirt long since removed, his tiny nipples stood at attention. He looked her up and down like a dog sizing up a fire hydrant he was about to hydrate, his enormous boots taking one more step before they met with the oily ground created just minutes before.

His right leg slid toward her at a breakneck speed while his left failed to follow, leaving his goji berries unprotected as they fell victim to gravity and plummeted to the floor below. His tight jeans' attempt to slow the descent was valiant but they were no match for the downward velocity and were quickly torn to the east and to the west, his floppy manhood now exposed and vulnerable as it smashed into the garage floor.

"Aww shit," Eric squeaked as he groped at his baby batter factory.

"Now that's the kind of man I like. Resourceful."

Eric looked up at her through bleary, bloodshot eyes.

"You already lubed yourself up baby... good thing because I'm getting slippery too," she purred, pointing down toward her crotch.

The Fame Machine

When Ted answered his hotel door that evening, the last person he expected to see was a guest such as this. A man this famous had no business with a man like Ted. Ted was just an accountant for a mid-range tech company, in London on business no less. However, when an international superstar of this caliber appears at your door, what else do you do but invite him in? 

When they found Ted the next day, his body was positioned in a corner of his hotel suite doing a handstand. His detached head resting comfortably upon his buttocks, his legs bent at the knees, his feet pressed against both of his cheeks, forcing his face into a grim, awkward smile. 

The Fame Machine (working title) is a story borne of a stress dream on a hot Arizona night. A government-sanctioned team of assassins do their work without pay, without sleep, and without remorse to ensure the safety and security of the populace.  So if you see someone coming toward you that looks strangely familiar, maybe a bit like John McClane or Ziggy Stardust, you shouldn't worry. That is, unless you're an enemy of the state. In which case you should forego asking for an autograph and start running.

Sakura Softworks

When Colin Porter receives an internship with Japan-based Sakura Softworks right out of college, it seems like a dream come true; a dream that becomes a nightmare when Colin wakes one morning to find the city of Nagoya deserted and strange creatures hiding in the shadows.

While exploring one day, he meets a young Japanese girl named Mika with more than a little to hide. With no one else around, they form a friendship, leading the both of them on an adventure through, over, and under the remnants of society. That is, until Colin disappears and it is up to Mika, his brother, Jesse, and his college study buddy, Adrienne, to find him, rescue him, and find a way back home. However, Colin’s kidnapper, Sakuma, has other plans and is not about to let him go without a fight. Holed up in one of the most prominent structures in the city, the Nagoya Television Tower, Sakuma plans to use Colin to create a new world order with himself at the head and is willing to use anyone or anything he can to make those plans a reality.

Sakura Softworks is a fast-paced, action-packed journey across the Land of the Rising Sun that will make you laugh, quicken your pulse, and maybe even make you go "ew" a time or two.

Coming soon